Tuesday, October 15, 2013

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :


SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.

LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 

NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE : 
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

FATHER : A banker provided by nature. 

CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest.... except that he/she got caught. 

BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 

POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.

DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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