SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.
LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER : A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest.... except that he/she got caught.
BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.
DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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