Tuesday, October 23, 2012

FUNNY:

Funny questions asked in an interview with their respective answers:

Q: Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Easy. Just drop the egg. Concrete floors are very hard so the floor will not crack!

Q: What do you consider to be your weaknesses?
A: Answering silly questions like these.

Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A: No problem. He sleeps at night.

Q: If you throw a red stone in a blue sea what will it become?
A: It will become wet,/It will sink.

Q:  If it took four men four hours to code a program, how long would it take eight men to code it?
A: No time at all, the program is already there.

Q: No time at all, the program is already there.
A: Liquid state

Q: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half

Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q: What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused revolution

Q: How can you lift a polar bear with one hand?
A: It is not a problem, since you will never find a polar bear with one hand.

Q: You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus. 1.) An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2.) An old friend who once saved your life. 3.) A perfect individual whom you have been dreaming about. Which one would to choose to offer a ride, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

A: I would give my car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind with the person of my dreams and wait for the bus.

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