PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password. 

USER: cabbage 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 

  

USER:   boiled cabbage 

  

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 

    

USER: 1 boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 

  

USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages 

  

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character. 

   

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages  

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow! 

  

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 

  

USER: IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow 

  

WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.

(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)