Story of the day !

There were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The other was a place of happiness and calm. 

During one of the fights a wife asked her husband:

“Did you ever hear them quarrel or yell over at that house? No!

So, go there and see what they do to avoid it!”

The husband stood at the window of his neighbors and watched. There they were busy doing their own thing. The wife was in the kitchen cooking, and the man sat at the table writing. The phone rang, and the man jumped up and headed to the hallway to get it.

On his way he bumped into a vase, it fell and broke. He got down to his knees and started picking up the pieces. The wife ran into the room from the kitchen. She also kneeled down and started helping her husband to pick them up.

The man said to his wife:

“I am so sorry. I rushed to get the phone and bumped into the vase. It fell and got broken.”

The wife replied:

“No, honey, it is my fault. I put it there on the way. That’s why you bumped into it.” They kissed, and that was over. Both got back to what they were doing.

The man who watched them returned to his wife. She wanted to know what the secret of their happiness was. 

What he said was fantastic:

“I know it now. In their family they both are guilty and in our family both of us are always right!”

That’s the secret of family happiness!

Food for thought.

The "trick" isn't in not wanting to take responsibility, but rather in not claiming right.

There are times you need to forfeit your right to win your peace: depends on which you cherish most.

This recipe is applicable, not only in the home, but also at work and in all relationships.

Yeah..

Hilarious..Must Read..!!

A Scene in 2020...

Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

Customer: Yeah! Hold on.....  My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road,  Hyderabad. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379  and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.

Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

Customer: What?

Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786

Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

Customer: F**K

Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

Customer faints...

WELCOME TO DIGITAL INDIA..!!

Exactly..!!

My dear Political Leaders.

Kindly do not worry of inconvenience to common man...we can bear it...

We have seen enough of Bandhs and hartals during...

River issues...

Some Leaders assassination..

Actors death...

Mandal commission...

Bundle commission...

Etc..etc..

To cover your corruption, don't hide behind us...

We have stood in Q since Independence for..

Ration.

Kerosene.

Hospital treatment.

School admission..

College admission.

Books.

Medicines.

Train tickets.

Bus passes and Ticket.

LPG connection..

To pay electricity bills.

Water bills.

Municipality tax.

Sales tax.

Income Tax..

Fertilizer.

Birth certificate

Death certificate.

Darshans at Religious places..

Aah also for Voting..............

We don't mind to stand in the Bank Queue to prove our Honesty....!!!

Proverbs :

A bad workman always blames his tools		A careless or unskilled worker blames bad work on his tools rather than himself.
A new broom sweeps clean		A person newly appointed is always eager and enthusiastic in his work.
Don't judge a book by its cover		Do not be deceived by appearances.
Blood is thicker than water		Family ties are stronger than any other.
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.		Do not make plans based on something that has not happened.
Don't make a mountain out of a molehill		Do not make a big fuss or issue over something minor or small
Experience is the best teacher		The best way to learn a job is to do it.
The last straw that broke the camel's back		The final thing that, when added to a bad or unpleasant situation, causes failure or ruin.
Look at the bright side		Be optimistic
Make hay while the sun shines		Seize opportunities
Out of sight, out of mind		You will soon forget friends you do not meet or keep in contact with.
A leopard cannot change its spots		A person's nature cannot change.
There are two sides to every question		There are always two ways of looking at something
Too many cooks spoil the broth		Too many people doing the same thing at the same time will not be successful
We never miss the water till the well runs dry		You only realize the importance of something when it is gone
To put the cart before the horse		To do something in an incorrect order
Bite off more than one can chew		To try to do something one is unable to do or incapable of doing.
Half a loaf is better than none		It's better to have or receive less than one desires than to have or receive nothing at all.
Have an old head on young shoulders		Youngsters who possess qualities of wisdom one would only expect to find in experienced older people.

Have eyes in the back of one's head		An ability to know what is happening not within the scope of one's vision.
If it's not one thing it's another		The troubles seem to go on and on without end.
The sky is the limit		There is no upper limit to something
A trouble shared is a trouble halved		Your troubles seem half as great when you discuss them with someone else
A watched pot never boils		If you watch or wait for something to get done or to happen it seems to take forever
Worship the ground somebody walks on		Very much in love with somebody
Between a rock and a hard place		To be in a difficult situation from which there seems to be no escape
Cleanliness is next to Godliness		To be clean and tidy is just as important as being spiritually good and religious.
Money is the root of all evil		Crimes and wickedness are associated with money.
Two's company, three's a crowd		It is always fun while there are only two people whereas the third person is an unwelcome intrusion.
It takes all sorts to make a world		You should not expect everyone to think and act as you do.
Jump from the frying pan into the fire		To go from a bad position to a worse one.
Go from the sublime to the ridiculous		Move from one situation which is wonderful or perfect to another which is absurd or awful
One swallow doesn't make a summer		One success doesn't guarantee complete success
Truth is stranger than fiction		Real life can be more incredible than anything which can be imagined
You can't have your cake and eat it		You must choose between two things as it is impossible to have both at the same time
A miss is as good as a mile		Something that one already has is better than something that one may not be able to get
As you make your bed so must you lie on it		You must accept the consequences of your act
Cut your coat according to your cloth		Live within your income; don't be too ambitious in your plans

Be Unique..!!

Exactly..!!

Proverbs :

Honesty is the best policy		Being honest is believed to be the best route to take.
One man's meat is another man's poison		No two persons are alike - everyone has his own preferences, likes, and dislikes.
Once bitten twice shy		If a person has been tricked once he will more be careful and alert the next time.
Like father, like son, like mother, like daughter		( used to describe a child's behavior when he or she acts like the father or mother )
Practice makes perfect		It is believed that if one practices a certain skill often, he will excel in it
Prevention is better than cure		It is better to be careful beforehand than to try to solve a problem after it has arisen.
Rome was not built in a day		Any great plan or big dream cannot be achieved overnight or easily.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul		( this is quoted when one takes another loan to pay off an earlier loan ) taking from one to give another.
Spare the rod and spoil the child		A child who is not punished and showed the error of his ways will become unruly.
Speech is silver, silence is golden		Talk may be beneficial, but sometimes acquiescence may be the best option to take.
It takes two to make a quarrel		Both parties in a quarrel should share the blame or take responsibility for it; no one can start a quarrel all by himself.
Strike while the iron is hot		Seize a good opportunity as quickly as possible.
There's no smoke without fire		Rumors do not spread unless there is some element of truth in them.
Time and tide wait for no one		Time is precious, once it is past no one can go back and claim it thus everyone should be mindful of how his time is spent.
To err is human, to forgive divine		It is only normal for a man to make mistakes and do wrong, but for one to forgive another for his wrong is indeed  great and gracious act.
What's done can't be undone		In life there are some things once done or decisions once made cannot be changed; malicious words once uttered or harmful actions once done cannot be taken back.
Two heads are better than one		It is always better to get the view of another than to rely entirely on one's own judgment.
When in Rome do as the Romans do		When one is in a new place, country or situation he must adapt himself to the new manners and customs.
When the cat is away the mice will play		When law enforcers are not present, certain public members will take the opportunity to break the law
Absence makes the heart grow fonder		One usually desires another more when he or she is far away.

Actions speak louder than words		Children usually learn more from the examples set by their elders than from what they are told ; a person's character is judged by the thing she does and not by what he says; actions give evidence or proof of.
Fortune knocks once at every man's door		Everyone gets at least one good opportunity in his lifetime; everyone has the opportunity to be successful in life.
Give the devil his due		Be just and fair-minded , even to the one who does not deserve much or who is unfriendly or unfair; we should punish a person according to his wrongdoings.
God helps those who help themselves		God only helps those people who work hard and make an honest effort.
It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good		A bad or evil occurrence.
Great minds think alike		Wise people will normally think and behave alike in certain situations.
Habit is second nature		An act done repeatedly and often enough will sooner or later become a habit or second nature.
He laughs best who laughs last		A person who does his best is the one who will get the greatest satisfaction in the end.
Never do things by halves		One should not do an incomplete or imperfect job - certain tasks must not be left half done; they must be done away with immediately.
Great haste makes great waste		If one does things hastily he will make a lot of mistakes - he will need to spend a lot of time correcting those mistakes later.
It's never too late to mend		It is never too late to correct one's mistakes or faults.
It's no use crying over spilled milk		It is pointless to feel remorseful over a thing lost that can never be found or a mistake has done that can never be corrected or rectified.
Still waters run deep		One who is usually silent and goes about his business quietly may be a very wise person.
Jack of all trades and master of none		Is a person who can do almost anything, but he rarely excels in any of them.
Let bygones by bygones		One should consider forgiving one's and forget all the bad deeds done by others.
Let not the pot call the kettle black		A person who has a fault should not point out the same fault in another; do not criticize another person as you may have the same weakness.
Let sleeping dogs lie		One should preferably avoid discussing issues that are likely to create trouble.
No news is good news		When there is no news, it is likely that everything is all right.
Look before you leap		Avoid acting hastily, without considering the possible consequences.
Necessity is the mother of invention		When a person is in great need of something, he will find a way of getting it.

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Proverbs :

Barking dogs seldom bite		Those who make loud threats seldom carry them out.
Better late than never		To do something that is right, profitable, or good a little late is still better than not doing it at all.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush		Something that one already has is better than going after something seemingly more worthwhile that one may not be able to get.
Birds of a feather flock together		People of the same sort of character or belief always go together.
Call a spade a spade		If you say that someone calls a spade a spade, you mean that they speak frankly and directly, often about embarrassing or unpleasant subjects; an informal expression.
Charity begins at home		A person's first obligation should be to help the member of his own family before he can begin thinking of talking about helping others.
Dead men tell no lies		( often used as an argument for killing someone whose knowledge of a secret may cause one loss or get into serious trouble.)
A great talker is a great liar		A smooth and persuasive talker may be a good liar.
Every cloud has a silver lining		If you say that every cloud has a silver lining, you mean that every sad or unpleasant situation has a positive side to it. If you talk about silver lining you are talking about something positive that comes out of a sad or unpleasant situation.
All that glitters is not gold		Do not be deceived by things or offers that appear to be attractive.
Eat to live, but do not live to eat		Man was created for a divine purpose and he has a destiny with his Creator - he was not born just to enjoy food.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket		One should not risk everything he has in a single venture.
Every dog has its day		Everyone will get a period of success or satisfaction during his lifetime.
Everyone can find fault, few can do better		It is easier to find fault in other people's actions or methods than to do it properly or correctly.
Any time means no time		When an event is not decided on or planned earlier it will never take place.
Fair exchange is no robbery		A contract is fair as long as both the parties understand and agree to the conditions willingly; after a deal is closed neither side can turn around and say that he was unfairly treated.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master		Fire, like any other man-made tool or device, will serve man well only when it is controlled and used wisely.

Between the devil and the deep sea		To choose between two equally bad alternatives in a serious dilemma.
Where there's a will there's a way		When a person really wants to do something, he will find a way of doing it.
A burnt child dreads fire		A bad experience or a horrifying incident may scar one's attitude or thinking for a lifetime.
First come, first served		The first in line will be attended to first.
A friend in need is a friend indeed		A friend who helps when one is in trouble is a real friend.
Discretion is the better part of valor		If you say discretion is the better part of valor, you mean that avoiding a dangerous or unpleasant situation is sometimes the most sensible thing to do.
A hungry man is an angry man		A person who does not get what he wants or needs is a frustrated person and will be easily provoked to rage.
Empty vessels make the most noise		Those people who have a little knowledge usually talk the most and make the greatest fuss.
A man is as old as he feels		A person's age is immaterial - it is only when he thinks and feels that he is aging that he actually becomes old.
Great talkers are little doers		Those people who talk a lot and are always teaching others usually do not do much work.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop		One who has nothing to do will be tempted to do many mischievous acts.
An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit		It is better to be careful and discrete than to be clever.
Faint heart never won fair lady		To succeed in life one must have the courage to pursue what he wants.
A penny saved is a penny gained		By being thrifty one will be able to save up.
A rolling stone gathers no moss		A person who never settles in one place or who often changes his job will not succeed in life ; one who is always changing his mind will never get anything done.
As you sow, so you shall reap		One will either enjoy or suffer the consequences of his earlier actions or inactions.

Quote of the day!

Inspiring..!!

That's True..

Brakes are Mandatory..!!

Why do we have brakes in a Car?

Varied answers were received, like,

"To stop",

"To reduce speed",

"To avoid collision" etc.,

But the best answer was,

"To enable you to drive faster"

At various points in life, we find our parents,teachers, mentors, friends and spouse etc. questioning your progress, direction or decision. We consider them as irritants or consider such inquiries as "brakes" to our ongoing work.

But, remember, it's because of such questions (read periodical brakes) that you have managed to reach where you are today. Without brakes, you could have skid, lost direction or gone astray or met with an unfortunate accident!!!.

Learn to appreciate the 'brakes' in your life.

India - My Nation:

1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education. 

2) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe. 

3) In IAS exam,a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam. One year later, the same person demands a dowry of 1 crore, because he is an IAS officer. 

4) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch-proof Gorilla Glass,but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes. 

5) Indian Society teaches 'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape'.  

6) Reserved people get more benefit than deserved people...! 

7) The worst movies earn the most. 

8) Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us. 

9) Everyone is in a hurry,but no one reaches on time. 

10) It's dangerous to talk to strangers,but it's perfectly ok to marry one. 

11) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran,have probably never read any of them. 

12)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms,the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath.