Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion.
A: A heavy discussion.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless!
A: You’re pointless!
Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
A: Trouble.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
A: Because he's always spotted!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May.
A: No. But April May.
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