One Line Humors...

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 

Man: Is there any way for long life? 

Dr: Get married. 

Man: Will it help? 

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! 

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! Cheers !!! 

Worth Reading..!!

Six Best Doctors in the World:

1.Sunlight

2.Rest.

3.Exercise.

4.Diet.

5.Self Confidence and

6.Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God ....

If   you   see    the   Sun.... You   see    the    power   of    God ....

And ....    If   you   see   the Mirror ..... You   see     the    best

Creation of   GOD .... So    Believe   in     YOURSELF..... :) :) :).

We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who already fixed all our Routes, Reservations & Destinations. So, Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Thoughts of the day!!

Stay   Away   From   Anger... It   Hurts ....Only   You !

If  You Are Right then, there is No Need to Get Angry ...

And If  You Are Wrong then, You don't have any Right to Get Angry.

Patience    With    Family    is   Love .....

Patience    With    Others    is   Respect.

Patience With Self is Confidence And Patience With GOD is   Faith.

Never    Think  Hard About    The    PAST ,    It    Brings    Tears...

Don't    Think  More  About   The   FUTURE ,   It   Brings   Fear...

Live   This   Moment   With   A   Smile ,  It    Brings   Cheer.

Every     Test     in    Our    Life   Makes   Us   Bitter   Or  Better .....

Every  Problem Comes   To   Make   Us   Or   Break   Us  !

The Choice is  Ours Whether We Become Victims  Or  Victorious.

Beautiful Things Are Not Always Good but, Good Things are always   Beautiful ......

Do   You   Know    Why God  Created   Gaps  between  Fingers ?  So     That     Someone , Who   is Special    To You, Comes    And   Fills   Those    Gaps ,   By   Holding   Your   Hand   Forever.

" Happiness "   Keeps You ....  Sweet   But   Being   Sweet   Brings   Happiness.

I Love this Joke..

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am much clever than you!”

Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick?”

Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary’s offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: “What did you do with the pastries?”

Hillary replies: “Look in Donald’s pocket!”

Have a nice day friends....

Ten Ways to Love..!!

1. Listen without interrupting. 

2. Speak without accusing.

3. Give without sparing.

4. Pray without ceasing.

5. Answer without arguing.

6. Share without pretending.

7. Enjoy without complaint.

8. Trust without wavering.

9. Forgive without punishing. 

10. Promise without forgetting.

Great..!!

I can't swim even with 2 hands but this guy is just wonderful. Respect.

Probably..!!