Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking")
Lady to her dietitian :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doctor : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude")
A Man wrote to SBI, "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is "Self Confidence" at its Peak).
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