A granite ball statue near the theater in the city of Yekaterinburg, Russia has been anonymously painted to look like a giant Poke Ball.
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Friday, July 29, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Superb Definitions..!!
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other..!!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power..!!
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight..!!
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.
ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH..!!
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills..!!
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Marvelous..!!
San Francisco’s 16th Ave Tiled steps are covered in mosaic tiles that look awesome during the day but transform their beauty with the reflection of the moonlight.
Monday, July 25, 2016
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Friday, July 22, 2016
WORDS OF WISDOM :
1) The one who is honest and has a true heart will always feel light and tension-free.2) True victory means complete control over the sense-organs.3) The one who knows how to adjust is the one who knows how to survive.
4) If you give your heart to someone they might break it. Give your heart to GOD and have it strengthened.
5) When you try your best and your best is not good enough, leave it in the hands of GOD.
6) Remember that you are very special. No one can play your role better than you.
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Love vs Marriage :
One day The guru told his disciple :Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going.The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his answer:"As I went in, I saw a tall beautiful tree. But, I kept going on for the next tree expecting a better tree. But moving forward, I came across only smaller plants and since I cannot trace the path back, I had to return empty handed."The guru said: this is *Love* Then he said: now go to the sunflower garden and bring the most beautiful sunflower plant. Now the additional condition is that once you pluck a sunflower plant, you can't pluck another.The disciple says: "No guru. Based on my previous experience, I did not want to miss and hence, I took the first plant which looked beautiful to me. On the way back, I saw more beautiful plants but since I was not allowed to pick another plant, I came back with the plant, I had originally picked."Now the disciple goes into the garden and comes back quickly with a plant. The guru asks, is this the most beautiful plant?The disciple says: "No guru. Based on my previous experience, I did not want to miss and hence, I took the first plant which looked beautiful to me. On the way back, I saw more beautiful plants but since I was not allowed to pick another plant, I came back with the plant, I had originally picked."The guru smiled and said: this is *Marriage*...!!!
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Short Funny but Serious Story...
Why I Fired My Secretary.This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “OK.” I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.And I just sat there…
On the couch… Hahahahaha...
Moral: Never take a quick decision when you are excited.
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Monday, July 18, 2016
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Nice..!!
2 Wives chatting in office :
Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how about yours?
Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!
MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!
"If you want to be Happy with your husband, Love him Less & Understand him more !
If you want to be Happy with your wife, Love her More & NEVER try to Understand her !"
Dedicated to All married couples..!!
For Food Lovers in Chennai..!!
Must Try in Chennai if you are a Food lover: (Pocket Friendly)
1) Samosa - Ritchie St. of Mt. Road Behind India Silk House ( Rs.10/- for 2 samosas)
2) Kachodi/ Kachori: After noon & Evening time at Kasi Chetty St and Patni Plaza on NSC Bose rd. Amazing Kachodi with corn flakes and chutney.
3) Idly : Thattu idly at Vaishnava Idly kadai - Ormes road kilpauk
4) Badaam Milk: Kakda Ramprasad at Mint St. Sowcarpet
5) Bread Bajji: Govindapanaickan St (Near Transformer) Sowcarpet
6) Paya Appam: Golden cafe early morning at 4 AM at Waltax Road.
7) Chola Battura: Loiee - Tambaram
8) Bun Butter Jam : Mount Road Buharis
9) Bhel Puri : Ajnabi's Egmore Fountain Plaza
10) Set Dosa Vada Curry: Dasa Dosa counter - Express Avenue
11) Dal Pakwan : Sidhi Vinayak Sweets Kilpauk
12) Molaga Bajji (Chilly Bajji - North Indian Style) : Ajab Mithai Ghar - Alagappa Road
13) Veg Upma : Woodlands canteen - Nardagana Sabha - TTK Rd.
14) Veg Meals ; Madras Hotel Ashoka - Egmore
15) Beeda/Paan : Nitya tambool - Besant Nagar - Near eden Restaurant
16) Aloo Paratha: Pait pooja - Thoraipakkam
17) Pizza: Superstar Pizza Perungudi
18) Paav Bhaji : Novelty - Mint St. Sowcarpet
19) Rasam Vada near Athipattan Street next to Zimson for Rs. 10/-
20) Pyaaz Kachori for Rs. 18/- at Elephant Gate Corner.
21) Bread Bhajji 2 Nos at back to Mint Big Temple at Rs. 20/-
22) Mayonnaise Vada Pav at General Muthaiah Street at Rs. 30/-
23) Andhra Punagullu 8 Nos Rs. 20/- at Pondy Bazaar.
24) Spl. Bhelpuri next Bata Showroom at Usman Road Rs. 25/-
25) Mixed Fruit Juice With Badam Milk Next to Mylapore Isabel Rs. 10/-
26) Chenna Samosa at Venkatnarayan Road next to TTD at Rs. 25/-
27) All Time Mango Juice at Rs. 10/- at purasaiwalkam next to Abhirami Megamall.
28) Nanari Sharbat Soda Rs. 20/- outside of Chetpet Railway Station.
29) Rose Milk near Karpagambal Mess next to Gandhi Mandapam at Mylapore Rs. 10/-
30) Badam Milk Rs. 50 big glass opp to Kakada better than kakada.
31) Agarwal Bhojnalaya unlimited Rajasthani Thali at Rs. 120 next to patni plaza.
32) Crispy & Hot Medu Vada outside chetpet Railway Station.
33) Samosa with Spicy Chutney Rs. 10 for 2 at Tambaram Sanitorium.
34) Sambar Vada & Rava Upma for Rs. 25/- at T.Nagar Railway Station
35) West Mambalam Venkateshwara Medu Bonda & Jeera Boli for Rs. 10/-
36) Spl. Kerala Chips near loyala college at Rs. 30 for 250 grams
37) Any Flavoured Juice at Rs. 5 at Kodambakkam.
38) Veechu Parotta Rs. 70 at Bakya.
39) Nainappa Naicken Street entrance Chinnappa Chettiar Spicy Sandwhich after 4pm only available Rs. 20/-
This is for all the food lovers and foodies... However take care of your sugar levels...!!
Friday, July 15, 2016
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Nice..!!
One interesting word in English.
Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....
Here are some funny oxymoron's :
1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
Mother of all Oxymorons is "Happily Married."
Monday, July 11, 2016
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Glass Beach..!!!
This unique glass beach in California is blanketed with millions of sea glass particles which came from years of discarded glass washed up on shore.
Friday, July 08, 2016
Thursday, July 07, 2016
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Tuesday, July 05, 2016
Most Useful Keyboard Shortcuts :
1. RESTORE CLOSED BROWSER TAB
Have you ever accidentally closed the browser tab you were looking at and had to spend time backtracking to find it again? The shortcut below will restore that page to you almost instantly.
PC: Ctrl + Shift + T
Mac: Command (⌘) + Shift + T (In Chrome, Firefox etc.)
or Command (⌘) + Z (In Safari)
2. ADD A BOOKMARK
To bookmark the page you are viewing, use the following quick trick.
PC: Ctrl + D
Mac: Command (⌘) + D
3. SELECT THE ADDRESS BAR
When you want to quickly type a new URL into your browser, the shortcut below will easily select the address bar for you, so you can start typing without moving your mouse.
PC: Ctrl + L, or F6
Mac: Command (⌘) + L
4. CHANGE ZOOM LEVEL
Whether you’re working on the Web or in a word processing program, zoom in or out with this command.
PC: Ctrl + scroll mouse wheel
Mac: Command (⌘) + plus sign; Command (⌘) + minus sign
5. TAKE A SCREEN SHOT
To capture a screenshot in your PC or Mac, use the following trick.
PC: Print Screen (then paste [Ctrl + V] into a Word document)
Mac: Command (⌘) + Shift + 3
6. OPEN NEW TAB
To open a new tab in your browser, hit the following keys.
PC: Ctrl + T
Mac: Command (⌘) + T
7. CLOSE CURRENT TAB
Never click that stupid little “x” to close tabs again. Rather, save time by holding Command and pressing W.
PC: Ctrl + W
Mac: Command (⌘) + W
8. REFRESH A WEBPAGE
PC: F5, or Ctrl + R
Mac: Command (⌘) + R
9. OPEN HYPERLINKED TEXT IN A NEW TAB
Use the following keys to open a link in a new tab.
PC: Ctrl + Click Link
Mac:Command (⌘) + Click Link
10. OPEN HYPERLINKED TEXT IN A NEW WINDOW
Similarly, if you want to open a link in a new window, hold Shift and click the link.
PC: Shift + Click Link
Mac: Shift + Click Link
11. GO BACK TO PREVIOUS PAGE
To quickly go back to the webpage you were looking at before your current one.
PC: Backspace
Mac: Delete
12. GO FORWARD TO NEXT PAGE
Wanna go forward? Use following keys.
PC: Shift + Backspace
Mac: Shift + Delete
13. SWITCH BETWEEN OPEN PROGRAMS
Navigating between open screens can get confusing. Make it easy to move among all your programs with this quick trick.
PC: Alt + Tab
Mac: Command (⌘) + Tab
14. SHOW DESKTOP
If you have lots of windows open on your computer and you want quick access to your desktop—or a super-quick way to hide your work—hit the following keys.
PC: Window + D
Mac: fn + F11
15. FIND FILES OR FOLDERS
Forget painstakingly searching all of your folders to find one file. The shortcut below will do the searching for you.
PC: Window key + F
Mac: Command (⌘) + F
Monday, July 04, 2016
Amazing Fact..!!!
There exists a species of butterfly known as the "89'98 Butterfly." It is so-named for its markings, which uncannily resemble the number 89 on one wing, and the number 98 on the other.
Sunday, July 03, 2016
Saturday, July 02, 2016
Think Positive..!!
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking")
Lady to her dietitian :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doctor : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude")
A Man wrote to SBI, "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is "Self Confidence" at its Peak).
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