Girls Are Always Special..!!

GIRLS ARE SPECIAL.. A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy.. She will give Up all Her Pleasures just for a Smile from Someone She Loves.. She will Change a 100 Dresses, and still not Like any.. She will Shout Like Maniacs; Then Cry Like a Little kid.. She would Hug you, and forget the World.. She would be Satisfied by a Simple: "I'm there.." A Girl doesn't Need big Things in Life, She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie.. Value the Girls in Your Life, Be It Ur Mother, Sister, or a Friend... If you are a girl and reading this, feel proud to be one... If you're a Boy, Respect Girls and make that 1 girl special.

Interesting Facts..!!

Over 5,000 climbers have successfully reached Mount Everest's peak, including a 13-year-old, a blind person, and a 73-year-old woman.

Hearing is the fastest human sense. A person can recognize a sound in as little as 0.05 seconds.

Bees are directly responsible for the production of 70% of fruits, vegetables, seeds, and nuts that we consume on a daily basis.

90% of all the rice in the world is consumed in Asia.

Putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes or gym bags will absorb the unpleasant odor.

Leonardo DaVinci used to buy caged animals at the market just to set them free.

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect Pebble to present to her.

In 2013, Google founded Calico, an anti-ageing company designed to ultimately "cure" death.

If you search for "atari breakout" in Google Images, you can play the game.

If you want to see how many calories it takes per day for you to exist, take your weight in pounds and multiply it by 11.

Honey does not spoil. You could feasibly eat 3000 year old honey!

Red eyes appear in photographs as a result of light reflecting off the blood vessels inside the eyeball.

Drinking 2 cups of cold water on an empty stomach can boost metabolism by 30%.

Honey bees know the world is round and can even calculate angles.

True Facts Of Life..!!

So True..!!

Kitties will be kitties..!!

Scientifically they belong to same family..!!

Some Untold Moments...!!

1) Silence is sometimes the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.

2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.

3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted, maybe he is too nervous to share himself.

4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday, sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.

5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap, it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.

6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it, sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.

7 Little Truths..!!

1st
Don't let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in their life. Relationships work best when they are balanced..

2nd
Never explain yourself to anyone. Because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person who doesn't like you won't believe it..

3rd
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time. When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come..

4th
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams. The Choice is yours..

5th
We make them cry who care for us. We cry for those who never care for us. And we care for those who will never cry for us.This is the truth of life, it's strange but true. Once you realize this, it's never too late to change..

6th
Don't make promises when you are in joy. Don't reply when you are sad. Don't take decision when you are angry.Think twice, act once..

7th
Time is like river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.

Someone Asked Swami Vivekanand: "What is poison ?"
He had given a great answer: "Everything excess in life, is poison"....

I Miss My Mom...!!

When you say, "Mom, 3 bread slice will be enough for me.", she will bring you 4.

When you're out, she will call you once in a hour.

When there are 3 apples and your family has 4 members, mom will say, "I don't like apples".

When you go to sleep with no blankets, you will definitely wake up with one. When you're going away to another city or country, she will pack you a bunch of snacks specially made for you.
Then she will tell you, "Don't give all snacks to your friends. Eat it yourself."

When coming back to home after a long day, the first thing your mom would say, "Come and have dinner".

Gonna study at midnight? Don't worry. Mom will make you tea, coffee or whatever snack you want and she will never complain about losing her sleep.

If it's for her children, mom will go to a temple no matter how far it is or how long it will take.

Conclusion: At times, you may not like her. You may get irritated by her. You may even abandon her. But mom will always be mom. And you will always be her child. She will never stop loving you..

No one in this world can take moms place..

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Dedicated to all the lovely mom's on earth.

Nice Quotes..!!

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO CHANGE..!!

If you are eating poorly, then start to eat right.

If you want to lose weight, then start exercising.

If you are always selfish, then stop being selfish.

If you are cheating on your spouse, then stop cheating.

If you need to fix something around the house, then fix it.

If you are going down the wrong path in life, then go down the right path.

You specifically know what you need to change in your life. It is never too late to make a fresh start. If God woke you up this morning to read this, then you have another chance to make it right and live out your purpose. It's never too late to change.

Quotes..!!

Interesting Facts..!!

Honey bees know the world is round and can even calculate angles.

The idea of contact lenses was first introduced by Leonardo da Vinci in 1508.

Dining with an overweight person causes you to eat more.

Humans have a strong relationship with music because of the way that music affects our feelings, our thinking, and our emotional state.

For women, drinking 1-3 cups of coffee a day reduces their risk of cardiovascular disease by 24%.

Chocolate milk was invented in Jamaica.

Pluto never made a full revolution around the sun while it was still considered as a planet.

The 2011 Japanese earthquake slowed the rotation of the earth, and shifted it axis by 6.5 inches.

75% of everything in the universe is hydrogen.

An estimated 50-80% of all life on Earth is found in the ocean.

When you lose weight, it is fat that's turned into gas inside the body, and released through regular breathing.

Banana trees are not really trees; they are giant herbs.

Canada has the third largest oil reserves of any country in the world after Saudi Arabia and Venezuela.

90% of musicians report getting chills when listening to music.

So True..!!

Some Amazing & Unknown Facts..!!

★ Ants never sleep.!

★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

★ Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother; because they were both deaf.

★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

★ Babies are born without knee caps – actually, they’re made of cartilage and the bone hardens, between the ages of 2-6 years.

★ Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.

★ Butterflies taste with their feet.

★ A “jiffy”, is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

★ It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

★ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

★ Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40° Fahrenheit.

★ No word in the English language, rhymes with month - orange - silver -or- purple.

★ Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump".

★ Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

★ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

★ The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

★ The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.

★ The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

★ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

★ The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

★ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

★ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

★ You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

★ Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

★ The dot over the letter “i” is called a 'Tittle'.

A Pencil Story..!!!!

Once upon a time........

A boy was watching his grandmother write a letter. At one point he asked:
‘Are you writing a story about what we’ve done? Is it a story about me?’

His grandmother stopped writing her letter and said to her grandson:
I am writing about you,... actually, but more important than the words is the pencil I’m using. I hope you will be like this pencil when you grow up.’

Intrigued, the boy looked at the pencil. It didn’t seem very special.
‘But it’s just like any other pencil I’ve ever seen!’

‘That depends on how you look at things. It has five qualities which, if you manage to hang on them, will make you a person who is always at peace with the world.’

‘First quality: you are capable of great things, but you must never forget that there is a hand guiding your steps. We call that hand God, and He always guides us according to His will.’

‘Second quality: now and then, I have to stop writing and use a sharpner. That makes the pencil suffer a little, but afterwards, he’s much sharper. So you, too, must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows, because they will make you a better person.’

‘Third quality: the pencil always allows us to use an eraser to rub out any mistakes. This means that correcting something we did is not necessarily a bad thing; it helps to keep us on the road to justice.’

‘Fourth quality: what really matters in a pencil is not its wooden exterior, but the graphite inside. So always pay attention to what is happening inside you.’

‘Finally, the pencil’s fifth quality: it always leaves a mark. in just the same way, you should know that everything you do in life will leave a mark, so try to be conscious of that in your every action’.

A Meaningful Story..!!

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.

As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.

The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature...

Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore...

At that point the frog decides to jump out...

The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature... Very soon the frog dies.

What killed the frog..?

Many of us would say the boiling water...

But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.

We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face.

There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action...

If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so...

We have to decide when to jump. Let us jump while we still have the strength. Think on It !!

An Amazing Story..!!

A giant ship engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young.

He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something.
Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars. “What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!” So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer…… …… ……… $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap……… …… ……… $ 9,998.00

“MORAL:- Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference! Keep studying hard. Don’t give up!”

That's So True..!!

Read This Story Till The End...!!

My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was my duty to greet him and to open the gates for him, as I worked as a watchman in his villa. But he never responded back to my greetings.
One day he saw me opening the garbage bags outside the villa in search for any left over food. But, as usual he never even looked at me, it was like as if he never saw anything!

The very next day I saw a paper bag at the same place, but it was clean and the food inside was covered well. It was fresh and good food like someone had just brought it from the supermarket. I didn't bother as to where it came from, I just took the paper bag and I was so happy about it.

Every day I found this paper bag at the same place with fresh vegetables and all that we needed for home. This became my daily routine. I was eating and sharing this food with my wife and kids.

I was wondering who this fool could be?! To forget his paper bag full of fresh food everyday.

One day there was a big problem in the villa and I was told that my boss has died. There were too many guests coming to the villa that day and I didn't get any food that day, so I thought that one of the guests must have taken it. But the same thing happened the 2nd day, the 3rd day and the 4th day.

It went on like this for a few weeks and I found it difficult to provide food for my family, so I decided to ask the wife of my boss for a raise in my salary or else I would quit my job as a watchman.
After I told her, she was shocked, and asked me, how come u never complained about your salary for the last 2 years? And why is this salary not enough for you now?!

I gave her so many excuses but she was never convinced! Finally in the end, I decided to tell her the truth, I told her the entire story of the bag of groceries, and as to how it was my daily provision.. She then asked me as to when this stopped? I told her after the death of her husband. And then I realised that I stopped seeing the paper bag immediately after the death of my boss.

Why didn't I ever think of this before? That it was my boss who was providing this for me? I guess it was because I never thought that a person who never replied to my greetings could ever be this generous!

His wife started to cry and I told her to please stop crying and that I'm really sorry that I asked for a raise, I didn't know that it was your husband who was providing me with the meals, il remain as a watchman and be happy to provide my service.

His wife told me, I'm crying bcoz I've finally found the 7th person my husband was giving this bag full of food. I knew my husband was giving 7 people everyday, I had already found the 6 people, and all these days I was searching for the 7th person. And today I found out.

From that day onwards, I started to receive the bag full of food again, bt this time his son was bringing it to my house and giving it to my hand. But whenever I thanked him, he never replied! Just like his dad!

One day, I told him THANK YOU in a very loud voice! He replied back to me to please not be offended when he doesn't reply, because he has a hearing problem, just like his dad!

Oh May God forgive us all, for we have all, as humans, judged another person without knowing the real story behind their actions.. May God forgive us all and guide us towards the right path in life.

Best Principles Of Life !!

1. Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.

2. Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.

3. Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique, one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.

4. Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you!

5. Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it with excellence.

6. Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleasure, not a people pleasure .

7. Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of discourage you.

8. Determine your own worth instead of letting others do it for you. They'll short-change you!

9. Keep your shortcomings in perspective - you're still a work in progress.

10. Focus daily on your greatest source of confidence - the God Who lives in you..!!

Must Read..!!

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In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”

“Hold on a minute”, Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” “Triple filter?”

“That’s right”, Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

“No,”,the man said, “Actually I just heard about it and …”

“All right”, said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?” “No, on the contrary.”

“So”, Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?”. “No, not really.”

“Well”, concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?”

Nice..!!

When flood comes, fish eats ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on. God gives opportunity to every one.

In a theatre when drama plays, you opt for front seats. When film is screened, you opt for rear seats. Your position in life is only relative. Not absolute.

For making soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life.

Life is not about finding the right person. But creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning. But how much we care till the end.

Every problem has (N+1) solutions: where N is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.

When you are in problem, don't think it's the End. It is only a Bend in life.

Difference between Man and God is God gives, gives and forgives. Man gets, gets and forgets.

Only two category of people are happy in life - the Mad and the Child. Be Mad to achieve a goal. Be a Child to enjoy what you achieved.

Never play with the feelings of others. You may win. But loose the person for lifetime.

There is no Escalator to success. Only Steps!!

Save it on your wall..!!! Share it for others..!!!

Salute To All Teachers..!!

From A School Principal's speech at the graduation day.

He said "The Doctor wants his child to become a doctor.. the Engineer wants his child to become an engineer.... The Businessman wants his ward to become CEO.... BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them, as well..!!!!

Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE" ....Very sad but that's the truth.....!!!

He continues His story...

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become only a teacher?" To stress his point he said to another guest, "You're a teacher, Mrs. Singh. Be honest. What do you make?"

Teacher Mrs. Singh, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...)

"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make kids sit through 1 hr of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 min. without an I-Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make? (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)

I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologise and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them how to write and then I make them write. Key boarding isn't everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math.

They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know about India while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life. (Mrs. Singh paused one last time and then continued.)

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make..??

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES, EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING THEM TO BECOME CEO's, AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS.......... What do you make Mr. CEO?

His jaw dropped; he went silent. THIS IS WORTH SHARING TO EVERY teacher you know & to others as well !!

SOME DAY & ONE DAY - May Not Come..!!

A friend of mine opened his wife's wardrobe and picked up a silk paper wrapped package.

"This," he said, "isn't any ordinary package."

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box n silk satin dresses inside.

"She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it."

He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died.

He turned to me and said, "never save something for a 'special occasion'. Every day in your life is a 'special occasion'".

I still think those words changed my life. Now I read more and clean less.

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.

I spend more time with my family, and less at work.

I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through.

I no longer keep anything.

I use crystal glasses every day.

I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to.

The words 'Someday....' and ' One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary.

If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now.

I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell.

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special. Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one.

If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about.

If you're too busy to share this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will share it 'One of these days', remember that 'One day' is far away... or might never come.....!!

Really True..!!

Pain Of The Child..!!

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day, while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.

Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her crying and asked her 'What happened?'

She answered 'Read this. It is one of my students' essay.'

'Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special. Make me into a television. I want to take its place and live like the TV in my house.

Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk. I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives even when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me. And I want my brothers to fight to be with me.

I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least, ensure that I can make them all happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you for much. I just want to live like a TV.'

At that moment the husband said 'My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!'

The wife looked up at him and said 'That essay is our son's !!!'

SOME GOLDEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER :

1. If your child lies to you often, it is because you over-react too harshly to their inappropriate behaviour.

2. If your child is not taught to confide in you about their mistakes, you've lost them.

3. If your child had poor self-esteem, it is because you advice them more than you encourage them.

4. If your child does not stand up for themselves, it is because from a young age you have disciplined them regularly in public.

5. If your child takes things that do not belong to them, it is because when you buy them things, you don't let them chose what they want.

6. If your child is cowardly, it is because you help them too quickly.

7. If your child does not respect other people's feelings, it is because instead of speaking to your child, you order and command them.

8. If your child is too quick to anger, it is because you give too much attention to misbehaviour and you give little attention to good behaviour.

9. If your child is excessively jealous, it is because you only congratulate them when they successfully complete something and not when they improve at something even if they don't successfully complete it.

10. If your child intentionally disturbs you, it is because you are not physically affectionate enough.

11. If your child is openly defied, it is because you openly threaten to do something but don't follow through.

12. If your child is secretive, it is because they don't trust that you won't blow things out of proportion.

13. If your child talks back to you, it is because they watch you do it to others and think its normal behaviour.

14. If your child doesn't listen to you but listens to others, it is because you are too quick to make decisions.

15. If your child rebels it is because they know you care more about what others think than what is right.

Beautiful Story..!!!

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I thought maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied "I am. Crazy in love". On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.

He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.

Some inspiring things he said;

"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"

"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"

"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."

"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"

Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours."

Nice Story..!!

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..

One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said: "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down. Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left.

The goat approached the horse and said: “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!” On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said: "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..." 

On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the veterinarian said: "Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses". After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never!

Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a champion...!!!"

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's kill the goat!!!!

The Lesson: Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

Remember: LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!!!!

If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember: AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK [which saved all the species] and PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC [all died tragically].

Awesome Explanation..!!

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day..An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her ?".

The lord answered. " Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?".

" She must be washable but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which must be replaceable, she must function on all kinds of foods, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart, she must do all this with only two hands,.." She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".

THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands..... impossible !" And this is the standard model ? ! ...."The Angel came closer and touched the woman." " But you have made her so soft, Lord".. " She is soft", said the Lord, " But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome" "Can she think?" The Angel asked... The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...
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The Angel touched her cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking ! You have put too many burdens on her. "
"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel..
" What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
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The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing,
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...

THIS made a big impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvellous!"
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Lord said." Indeed she is, 
She has strength that amazes a man. 
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying,
cries when happy and
laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies
but she finds strength to get on with life." ..

The Angel asked : So she is a perfect ? The lord replied : No. She has just one drawback " She often forgets what she is worth".