Sunday, January 12, 2014

One Line Humor...!!


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

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