Sunday, December 15, 2013

Funny Facts Of Life :


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

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